hmm.. have been thinking.

want to make a new rule?
or jus a mini gathering kind of thing to update on each other?
i feel like we are too quiet. lol.

how abt...
eg. we have a mass convo on msn...every wednesday? 8pm?
or meet up at least once a month?
outings. on 14th of every month?
our class monthversary! lol.
sorry im so lame.

how2?

any other suggestions?
i dont want to forget our friendship.
=[

YOUHOOO~

If anyone haven't notice, this coming Tuesday is our chalet and it seems like everyone's quiet. Hmm.. Anyway, i need someone to bring their beloved camera for the first day since Nad won't be there. The first night will based on games and some food like Nasi Goreng or watever. I don't know what Our dear friend Fadhli(Mum)'s gonna cook. Hehe. So, people...don't be picky. The second night will be BBQ night. I think there will be cake/ brownie/ cookies/ muruku/ rempeyek. Hehee. Another thing, Please do come for both nights. You don't wanna miss the fun we're gonna have. Till then, see ya on Tuesday.

Love SaiSai. ;)

joke of the day

Well wishes

Selamat Hari Raya Adilfitri! :)





-Arlene

its here! at long last

i wanna wish all muslims

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
mohon maaf zahir & batin

holidays ending...ahh sian

hey people. it's been a long while since someone actually updated this blog. today is 19th oct which means, another 9-10more days and its our chalet!! excited? i know i am. i've missed you guys. meet up soon(:

Chalet and bbq details.

Chalet details.
What : E35G Chalet
When : 29, 30, 31
Where : NSRCC Bungalow Number 6
How : By car or taxi

By car or taxi

Address: 10 Changi Coast Walk, Singapore 499739
If you are coming to the club by driving/taxi, on the left is a map to assist you in getting here.

From ECP :

1) Turn out at Exit 2A

2) Pass Tanah Merah Country Club Garden Course

3) Keep right, look for signboard (on the left)

4) Turn right into Changi Coast Walk

From PIE :

1) Turn out at Exit 4A (Simei Avenue)

2) Pass Changi General Hospital

3) Go straight on Xilin Avenue, pass Changi South Industrial Estate

4) Keep left, pass Tanah Merah Country Club Tampines Course

5) Turn left to road leading towards Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal, Airline House, etc.

6) Pass TMCC Garden Course

7) Keep right and turn right into Changi Coast Walk

Or you can ask our dear friend Faisal. Just give him a call aites.

BBQ Details


Food Items

Marinated chix wing 6kg
Marinated topside(beef) 3kg
Prawn 2kg
sotong 2kg
stingray 3kg
hotdog 10pkt
otah2 100
corn 7pkts


Side items

syrup(fruit punch) 2 bot
marshmellow 3
hershey choc syrup 1 bot
chili sauce (kimball) 2 big bot
butter 1
mayo 1 bot


miscellaneous items

charcoal 3 bags
wire mash 2
fan 2
satay stick 2pkt
aluminium foil 2 box
aluminium tray 4
forks/spoons/cups/paper plates/trash bags
3pkts(utensils)(2cups/paper plates)
lemongrass (replace brush) 2 stcks
Fire starter 1 box
serviette
table cloth

If there is any other things that i have missed out, please do tell.
I can't wait for the chalet. We're gonna have a blast!
2 weeks till chalet.
-Love SaiSai

know your daddy

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!

She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."


kantoi!!
translation : busted!!

haha. the kid was the milkman's son.

enjoy~!

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

camel sex

A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour,
"What's the camel for?".

The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.

The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use the camel to ride into town to find the women."

opposite attracts

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.

The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice.
"Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them."
"No problem," said dad,
"all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed."
Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.

The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom.
"Mom," she said,
"When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful."
"Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."
"No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed.
Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try.

The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later.

Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed.

This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she immediately asks,
"What on earth are you doing?"
"Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"



LOL. his feet stinks and her mouth stinks.

chalet chalet here we comee!!!!

Yo Yo!!!
My sisters and brothers from different mothers and fathers...
Haha! Sorry. Lame!


heres the list of games that I and Fidah have come out with.
tag or edit k if you guys got other ideas.

1. monopoly
2. boogle
3. taboo
4. old maid
5. happy family
6. dog and bone
7. treasure hunt
8. charades
9. pictionary
10. a long word...have to find other words. ''dont know whats the name of it''
11. hangman
12. ugliest picture contest
13. truth or dare
14. 1 frog jump over the pond

will go through the rules of the games the next post aites.
choose which games u want to eliminate or add more k!!
=D

we will have alot of fun during the chalet!!!
too bad for those who are not going.
=P
#Fasihah#

loud killer

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is so sweet and gentlemanly, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice, and gave up the beans.

Some months later, her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the aroma of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home.

So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt and putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.

Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone.

The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously.

Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.

She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. remember this story people. and don't ever ever fart anyhow without knowing who's around you.

BJ

One Saturday morning,Glen decided to go fishing.
He sat there for hours,but nothing.The bottle whiskey that he've took with him,was also empty.He throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby rock.

All of a sudden,there was something on the hook.He pulled the fish out of the water.The only fish for the day so far.The fish was so small,Glen decided to throw it back.

The little fish was so exited,to such an extend,that it decided to give Glen one wish.

He asked the little fish for some more whiskey.The fish said,"Allright then,when you're urinating,it will be pure whiskey."

So Glen sat there,and wonders,can this really be? Glen took a glass and urinate in it.It was pure,pure whiskey.

A while later,a woman,who was standing nearby,comes to him and asks,"sir are you alright ? I saw you drinking your own piss."no,said Glen,it's whiskey.

The woman laughed.He urinate into the glass,and gave it to her.She could'nt believe it.

So they sat there almost for the rest of the day, drinking whiskey.

After about the seventh double,she asks Glen for another one.He looked her in the eye,throw the glass into pieces against the rock and said "What about drinking out of the bottle ?"




understand not? i know isaac will understand one. HAHA. since Glen can pee out whiskey, the bottle he was refering to was his dick. HAHA





HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!!!

ohh guys. i miss ya(:

loads of love,
siti