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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.
The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued drinking.
The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over the beer and started yelling "SPIT IT OUT YOU -------! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
so whose balls are those? hehh
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
if you don't get it, let me explain. in an arena, there will always be a bull and a guy. when the waiter said that the bull does not lose every time, it means that the guy who is in the arena with the bull must have lost. so by now, you can already guess whose balls are those right?
correct. its the guy's balls. HAHAHAHA
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
if you don't get it, let me explain. in an arena, there will always be a bull and a guy. when the waiter said that the bull does not lose every time, it means that the guy who is in the arena with the bull must have lost. so by now, you can already guess whose balls are those right?
correct. its the guy's balls. HAHAHAHA
Saturday, August 29, 2009
i forgot to post about this
ytd marks the last day of lesson in E35G.
i actually still thought of cabot ytd lesson.
i'm glad i did not. if not will regret in life. :)
let us recalled the very first time we met each other.
me
arlene-lian eh
shimin- ai ren
jane- sister:)
fidah- thats the why uh!
saiydah- babe/airen
bibi
liyana
munirah
szehui
pricila
miaowan
yingting
nazreen
michelle
nadia
atikah
seri
aga
isaac
huijie
yipeng
fadhli
faisal
mervyn
laijun
we came in without knowing each other
without feeling the sense of important-ness in each other
without the thoughts of staying together
without the thoughts of building up a bond within us.
time passes, we created the very first bond
we started our very first bitching session
we started our rebuttal system
we started to have a pact, without questioning.
we started to cabot together as a whole
Soon....
it reaches the last day of us being together.
there are some unexplainable feelings in us.
the fun we had, the memories we had will all be
kept in my mind and heart. E35G may not be
in the same class again. but i do hope the bond is
always there.
i swear, the next class i have in next semester would
never be like E35G, it may have fun like us. but the
feelings and bond we had is never the same.
CREDITS : LI HUI
i actually still thought of cabot ytd lesson.
i'm glad i did not. if not will regret in life. :)
let us recalled the very first time we met each other.
me
arlene-lian eh
shimin- ai ren
jane- sister:)
fidah- thats the why uh!
saiydah- babe/airen
bibi
liyana
munirah
szehui
pricila
miaowan
yingting
nazreen
michelle
nadia
atikah
seri
aga
isaac
huijie
yipeng
fadhli
faisal
mervyn
laijun
we came in without knowing each other
without feeling the sense of important-ness in each other
without the thoughts of staying together
without the thoughts of building up a bond within us.
time passes, we created the very first bond
we started our very first bitching session
we started our rebuttal system
we started to have a pact, without questioning.
we started to cabot together as a whole
Soon....
it reaches the last day of us being together.
there are some unexplainable feelings in us.
the fun we had, the memories we had will all be
kept in my mind and heart. E35G may not be
in the same class again. but i do hope the bond is
always there.
i swear, the next class i have in next semester would
never be like E35G, it may have fun like us. but the
feelings and bond we had is never the same.
CREDITS : LI HUI
jokes of the day for the next couple of days
okay. this is it e35gians.
there will be one joke per day starting from just now. but only til 6th of september. HAHAHA. once i'm free, i'll update some jokes again. meanwhile, look out for the rest of the jokes kay?
love ya all =DDDD
signing off,
master splinter
there will be one joke per day starting from just now. but only til 6th of september. HAHAHA. once i'm free, i'll update some jokes again. meanwhile, look out for the rest of the jokes kay?
love ya all =DDDD
signing off,
master splinter
jokes updated
fine. to not let this blog die, i'll update some jokes here whenever i go online -.-
so here goes the first one :
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, while the other three are discussing about their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
signing off,
shortstuff =D
so here goes the first one :
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, while the other three are discussing about their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
signing off,
shortstuff =D
Saturday, August 22, 2009
We have too many memories. This is just 1/100000 of it.
All these memories may seem insignificant to other people.
But to us. It's too important for us that no one understands.
Guys.
Remember the first day we met.
Remember all the times we had together.
Remember our pact;
Never break our bond.
-Arlene
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
he's legally 18
an unglam photo of the birthday boy. LOL.
i wanna wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
takecaire =DDD
my first post
HEY PEOPLE! I LOVE YOU GUYS LOADS!
must keep updating this blog hor. especially after the end of UT. maybe we'll not be seeing each other but still, we got each other's numbers, facebook, msn and this blog to keep us together.
ohh ohh. i got another joke. haha. i know i know. me and my jokes. LOL
so here it goes:
The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:
"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break?!?"
The caller shouts back:
"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company!"
The employee replies:
"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"
Perplexed, the CEO mumbles: "no"
The employee heaves a sigh of relief and says:
"Thank goodness for that."
and hangs up.
HAHA. so that's it. goodnight lovely people!
yours truly,
master splinter
must keep updating this blog hor. especially after the end of UT. maybe we'll not be seeing each other but still, we got each other's numbers, facebook, msn and this blog to keep us together.
ohh ohh. i got another joke. haha. i know i know. me and my jokes. LOL
so here it goes:
The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:
"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break?!?"
The caller shouts back:
"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company!"
The employee replies:
"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"
Perplexed, the CEO mumbles: "no"
The employee heaves a sigh of relief and says:
"Thank goodness for that."
and hangs up.
HAHA. so that's it. goodnight lovely people!
yours truly,
master splinter
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