jokes time!

3. Joke: The deaf Genie

A guy walks in to a bar with a little box and sits down at the bar. The bartender gets curious and asks, “What’s in the box?” The guys says, “Give me a pint on the house and I’ll tell ya.” The bartender thinks, “Fair enough,” and gives the guy a pint. After drinking it down, he pulls out a little man and a tiny piano. The bartender was amazed by this little man who had just started playing the piano. He asks the guy, “Where on earth did you find him?!” The guy replies, “Gimme a pint on the house and I’ll tell ya.” The bartender swiftly pours the pint. The guy drinks it down and pulls out a magic lamp and says, “There is a genie who will give you one wish.” The bartender asks, “Could I possibly have the lamp? Obviously in return for a pint.” The guy says, “Sure!” So the bartender rubs the lamp and the genie comes out to give him his wish. The bartender asks for “A MILLION BUCKS!” As he said this, a million ducks flew through the window. Startled and annoyed by this, he asks the guy, “What is going on?! I wanted a million bucks! Not a million ducks!” The guy replies, “The genie must be deaf because do you really think I wished for a 9 inch pianist?”

guessed what he asked for actually? no? here, let me tell you. he actually asked for a 9 inch PENIS! HAHA